Enchanted

danfreakindavis:

*chugs a gallon of water*

danfreakindavis:

*chugs a gallon of water*

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

surprisebitch:

incision:

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

that’s just not convenient for anybody
how are you gonna put that in your pocket

surprisebitch:

incision:

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

that’s just not convenient for anybody

how are you gonna put that in your pocket

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

Spectacular, spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Could describe this great event
You’ll be dumb with wonderment!

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

prepintegrity:

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

Yep, pretty much.

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

@theme